The numbers behave differently here.

Sophisticated computation. Questionable table manners.

AI assistants, custom tools and practical training for small businesses, with a particular weakness for real estate and mortgage.

Hover the cup. Click it, if you must.

We build computation and agentic solutions to order for small businesses. Lately a good deal of it for the mortgage and real estate trade, which produces more improbable numbers than most industries manage on purpose.

Front of House

A Maître d' of your own.

A chief of staff for real estate agents. Text it. It reads the inbox and the calendar, writes the drafts, and sends nothing without you.

Now Taking Reservations

Every agent we know is running a small business from a phone, between showings. The Maître d' is the member of staff that business has always been missing: awake at six, has read everything, and has the draft ready before you ask.

Each client gets their own, running alone on its own machine, with its own phone number. You text it as you would a person. It reads your Gmail and your calendar, drafts the replies and follow-ups into your Drafts folder, and sends you a brief each morning. It never sends a message on your behalf. Not one. You read, you edit, you press send, and the credit stays yours.

MORNING BRIEFTUE · 6:00
TODAY
10:00Showing, 14 Birch Lane
1:30Listing appointment, the Hendersons
4:00Inspection, 88 Orchard Ct
WAITING ON YOU
PriyaCounter-offer question. Draft ready.
LenderAppraisal date. Draft ready.
GONE QUIET
OkaforsNine days since your last note. Check-in drafted.
Drafts in your folder6
Sent on your behalf0
Sample brief. The names are invented; yours arrives by text before the coffee.

Staff are placed by arrangement, a few at a time, so each one is properly trained for the house it joins.

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From the Kitchen

Built Programs

Built in-house, to our standards. They are surprisingly well-behaved.

The Flagship · Live

Eddie

He handles the computation. We handle everything else. We have an understanding.

Our proprietary computational platform, for mortgage and real estate teams and the small businesses that keep their company. He is, by most accounts, very good at what he does. He is also, by all accounts, aware of this.

Ask About Eddie

Already seated? Use your own Eddie sign-in. Mislaid your code? A word with management will sort it.

eddie.bistromathworks.com
Eddie's pipeline view: loans in processing, sorted by what needs attention
Live

MBS Tracker

Lock or float, called every morning.

Watches the 10-year Treasury against mortgage-backed securities and gives a plain verdict, with the chart that explains it.

Ask for Access
mbs.bistromathworks.com
MBS Tracker's daily verdict, with the Treasury and MBS chart
In Development

Loan Match Pro

Matchmaking, but with underwriting standards.

A matching algorithm for real estate agents: tell it the property, and it tells you which lender will not embarrass you.

Ask to See It
loanmatch.bistromathworks.com
Loan Match Pro on three phones: property details, three matched lenders, a lender profile
Served Table-Side

Magnus Nova

The kitchen plates it. For now.

An offer-ranking system for listing agents. You send the offers, we send back the order, with reasons. In time you will be able to watch it work yourself.

Request the Service
magnusnova.bistromathworks.com
Magnus Nova counter-offer composer Magnus Nova audit log Magnus Nova 30-day check-in
Counter-offer composer
The Recipe Book

Custom Skills

Reusable instructions that give your AI a consistent approach to the task.

Our own recipes are free to take. A recipe written for the way your business works is a commission, and the kitchen takes those.

Drag the rail, or scroll it sideways. There are more recipes in the kitchen than on the rail.

The Guest Chef

Not every dish on the menu is ours. These are Matt Pocock's, and they are excellent.

  • Grill Me: relentless questions until your plan holds up.
  • Grill With Docs: the same, checked against your project's documentation.
  • Teach: a personal course, one short lesson at a time.

Matt wrote them for coding agents. We adapted them for claude.ai, so they work in an ordinary chat. Adapted by us, for you, from Matt. Free, as all good recipes should be.

The Chef's Table

Pull up a chair. We'll bring the truth.

We will sit down with you, look carefully at your operation, and tell you the truth about it. Gently, where possible. We advise on where AI genuinely helps, where it does not, and how to tell the difference before spending money on it.

Trainings are available for teams who would like the truth delivered to everyone at once.

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A Word With the Management

We're better in person, but this will do.

For inquiries, reservations, complaints, or unsolicited praise.

If you are a prospective client, we would be delighted to discuss how Bistromath Works might be of service. We should warn you that "delighted" is a strong word for us. We are, however, genuinely willing.

If you are an existing client experiencing difficulty, tell us what happened and what you expected. Rest assured that someone will attend to the matter shortly. If that assurance is insufficient, rest assured more firmly.

GUEST CHECKNº 004217

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